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๐Ÿ”ฅ Roast My Subscriptions

Select the subscriptions you pay for. We'll tell you how much you're really spending โ€” with zero mercy.

๐Ÿ“– Cancellation Guides

Step-by-step guides to cancel any subscription. Direct links included.

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Netflix

Streaming

The one you scroll for 20 minutes before rewatching The Office.

๐Ÿ’ฐ $18.99/moView guide โ†’
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Stan

Streaming

Australia's own streamer โ€” for when you need Aussie content.

๐Ÿ’ฐ $16.00/moView guide โ†’
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Binge

Streaming

HBO content wrapped in an Aussie app.

๐Ÿ’ฐ $18.00/moView guide โ†’
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Disney+

Streaming

Baby Yoda and your childhood nostalgia, monetised.

๐Ÿ’ฐ $13.99/moView guide โ†’
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Kayo Sports

Streaming

Every sport, every code โ€” the pub without the beer.

๐Ÿ’ฐ $29.99/moView guide โ†’
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Paramount+

Streaming

That streaming service you forgot you subscribed to.

๐Ÿ’ฐ $8.99/moView guide โ†’
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Amazon Prime Video

Streaming

The streaming service you got 'for free' with Prime shipping.

๐Ÿ’ฐ $9.99/moView guide โ†’
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YouTube Premium

Streaming

Paying to skip ads on cat videos.

๐Ÿ’ฐ $16.99/moView guide โ†’
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Spotify Premium

Music

365 days of your 'Liked Songs' playlist on repeat.

๐Ÿ’ฐ $13.99/moView guide โ†’
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Apple Music

Music

Because you bought one AirPod and now you're locked in.

๐Ÿ’ฐ $12.99/moView guide โ†’
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Uber Eats

Food Delivery

Uber One membership for 'free delivery' on $40 meals.

๐Ÿ’ฐ $14.99/moView guide โ†’
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DoorDash DashPass

Food Delivery

Unlimited 'free delivery' that somehow still costs $35 per order.

๐Ÿ’ฐ $11.99/moView guide โ†’
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HelloFresh

Food Delivery

Pre-portioned ingredients for people who want to cook but also don't.

๐Ÿ’ฐ $69.99/moView guide โ†’
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Anytime Fitness

Fitness

24/7 access to a gym you visit maybe 24/7 times a year.

๐Ÿ’ฐ $68.00/moView guide โ†’
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F45

Fitness

45 minutes of someone yelling at you to do burpees.

๐Ÿ’ฐ $65.00/moView guide โ†’
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Headspace

Fitness

Paying to be told to breathe. Which you were already doing.

๐Ÿ’ฐ $12.99/moView guide โ†’
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The Australian

News & Media

Paywall journalism for people who like being angry before 9am.

๐Ÿ’ฐ $8.00/moView guide โ†’
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The Athletic

News & Media

Long-form sports journalism for your 3-minute attention span.

๐Ÿ’ฐ $11.99/moView guide โ†’
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Xbox Game Pass

Gaming

Hundreds of games and you only play the same 3.

๐Ÿ’ฐ $18.99/moView guide โ†’
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PlayStation Plus

Gaming

Monthly 'free games' you add to your library and never play.

๐Ÿ’ฐ $11.99/moView guide โ†’
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iCloud+

Productivity

Paying Apple to store 47,000 photos you'll never look at again.

๐Ÿ’ฐ $4.49/moView guide โ†’
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Adobe Creative Cloud

Productivity

The full Creative Suite for your occasional Instagram story.

๐Ÿ’ฐ $79.99/moView guide โ†’
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Canva Pro

Productivity

Premium templates for your 'social media strategy' (posting twice a month).

๐Ÿ’ฐ $19.99/moView guide โ†’
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Audible

Lifestyle

One audiobook a month you listen to 3 chapters of.

๐Ÿ’ฐ $16.45/moView guide โ†’
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28 by Sam Wood

Lifestyle

Meal plans you follow for exactly 4 days before ordering pizza.

๐Ÿ’ฐ $19.99/moView guide โ†’
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Marley Spoon

Lifestyle

Like HelloFresh but for people who think they're fancier.

๐Ÿ’ฐ $79.99/moView guide โ†’
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Foxtel Now

Streaming

Somehow still paying for cable TV in 2025.

๐Ÿ’ฐ $25.00/moView guide โ†’
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Calm

Fitness

A meditation app that gives you anxiety about its renewal date.

๐Ÿ’ฐ $9.99/moView guide โ†’
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Menulog

Food Delivery

Menulog's delivery unlimited โ€” free delivery on guilt.

๐Ÿ’ฐ $9.99/moView guide โ†’
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Crunchyroll

Streaming

Anime streaming for when regular TV isn't enough.

๐Ÿ’ฐ $7.99/moView guide โ†’