đŸ‡ē🇸Subscription Roast

đŸ”Ĩ Roast My Subscriptions

Select the subscriptions you pay for. We'll tell you how much you're really spending — with zero mercy.

📖 Cancellation Guides

Step-by-step guides to cancel any subscription. Direct links included.

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Netflix

Streaming

The 'What should we watch tonight?' app you scroll for 30 minutes.

💰 $15.49/moView guide →
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Hulu

Streaming

The streaming service with ads... that you pay for.

💰 $17.99/moView guide →
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HBO Max

Streaming

Premium content for your premium subscription addiction.

💰 $16.99/moView guide →
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Disney+

Streaming

A billion-dollar company monetising your childhood.

💰 $13.99/moView guide →
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Peacock

Streaming

NBC's streaming service — yes, that exists.

💰 $7.99/moView guide →
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Paramount+

Streaming

Home of Star Trek and... other shows, probably.

💰 $11.99/moView guide →
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Amazon Prime

Streaming

Two-day shipping + video + music + photos. The everything bundle.

💰 $14.99/moView guide →
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YouTube Premium

Streaming

Paying to not watch ads before cat videos.

💰 $13.99/moView guide →
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ESPN+

Streaming

For the sports fan who needs even MORE sports content.

💰 $10.99/moView guide →
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Spotify Premium

Music

Your Wrapped says you listened to 100K minutes. Of the same 50 songs.

💰 $11.99/moView guide →
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Apple Music

Music

For people who own AirPods and need to justify the ecosystem.

💰 $10.99/moView guide →
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DoorDash DashPass

Food Delivery

Unlimited 'savings' on orders that are 40% more than restaurant prices.

💰 $9.99/moView guide →
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Uber Eats Pass

Food Delivery

Free delivery on meals that cost triple what they would at the restaurant.

💰 $9.99/moView guide →
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Instacart+

Food Delivery

Paying someone to do an activity you already have to do anyway.

💰 $9.99/moView guide →
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Peloton

Fitness

A $2,000 bike + $44/month subscription for an instructor to yell at you.

💰 $44.00/moView guide →
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Planet Fitness

Fitness

The 'Judgement Free Zone' where the dumbbells judge your absence.

💰 $24.99/moView guide →
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Headspace

Fitness

An app that teaches you to be at peace with spending money.

💰 $12.99/moView guide →
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NYT Digital

News & Media

All the news that's fit to paywall.

💰 $17.00/moView guide →
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WSJ Digital

News & Media

Business news to read while your own finances are in shambles.

💰 $12.99/moView guide →
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Xbox Game Pass

Gaming

Hundreds of games. You play Call of Duty.

💰 $19.99/moView guide →
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PS Plus

Gaming

Monthly 'free' games that aren't free because you're paying $18/month.

💰 $17.99/moView guide →
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iCloud+

Productivity

Apple's storage solution for never deleting anything.

💰 $2.99/moView guide →
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Adobe Creative Cloud

Productivity

22 apps. You use 2. Maybe.

💰 $59.99/moView guide →
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Audible

Lifestyle

1 audiobook/month. You have 11 unused credits.

💰 $14.95/moView guide →
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HelloFresh

Lifestyle

Pre-measured ingredients for when cooking feels too complicated.

💰 $62.97/moView guide →